Kittybean

Jul 23

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

Jul 23
  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Jul 23

overratedsuicide:

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read

Jul 23
Jul 23

srushtinator:

Pretty much sums up how I and many others feel. 

Jul 23
sodaflow:

trust-canada:

blfreakworld:

ladymalchav:

theillumina-tea:

the struggle


#you all are ignoring that is probably a witch or wizard



resolved question

#themugglestruggle
Jul 23

sixpenceee:

OK SO I SAW THIS AND I JUST TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.

OH MY GOD

Where I got it from

More interesting bizarre world posts

Jul 23

ok-nma:

piggytailsandpacifiers:

kayla-bird:

Hide and seek.

I lost my shit at the one behind the couch pillow.

I LOVE CHILDREN HIDING OMG

Jul 23

spitefulbitch:

restructures:

shykomaeda:

myflameofhope:

shykomaeda:

how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess

or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay

or how about a lesbian princess

how about a princess whose sexuality doesn’t matter and that doesn’t focus or rely on a love interest????

or a lesbian princess

Jul 23
waltsherlockwho:

lizziemcganja:

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Make John Green find the thing?

waltsherlockwho:

lizziemcganja:

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Make John Green find the thing?

Jul 23

buffysummersofficial:

I die every time

Jul 23

destiel-is-superwholocked:

babyyoureacriminal:

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

Can We All Just Applaud This Person?

image

Jul 23
alsassyf:

kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.

Why would this even be intentional someone seriously had this idea

alsassyf:

kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.

Why would this even be intentional someone seriously had this idea

Jul 23

newcrystalcitysteel:

gallifrey-companion:

not-your-wonderwall:

tammy—k:

every single one of these posts are gold

GADALF NO

yes this is pizza

Jul 22

theemptystars:

#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

idk that finale was a pretty big joke