Kittybean

Oct 21

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

Oct 21

vintagegal:

1950s Rudolf Black tulle Cocktail Dress with rhinestone/star studded bodice and skirt  (via)

Oct 21
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

Oct 21

kisseachscar:

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

but no one in the room is even wearing that shirt

Oct 21
phantomofthebookstore:

weasleyandpotter:

deartheworld:

loserslikemedefygravity:


‘Mummy, have you seen my jumper?’
‘Yes, dear, it’s on the cat.’

MY LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW

BECAUSE IT’S A HOOK! OH MY GOD!!!

NOW I SEEEEEEEEEEE

AND AT LAST I SEEEE THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT

phantomofthebookstore:

weasleyandpotter:

deartheworld:

loserslikemedefygravity:

‘Mummy, have you seen my jumper?’

‘Yes, dear, it’s on the cat.’

MY LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW

BECAUSE IT’S A HOOK! OH MY GOD!!!

NOW I SEEEEEEEEEEE

AND AT LAST I SEEEE THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT

Oct 21
tomewing:

We are not the brightest of nations.

tomewing:

We are not the brightest of nations.

Oct 21

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

Oct 21
dogshaming:

I lied on my DNA application!

Four months ago we rescued a “border collie mix.” DNA came in yesterday. She’s 50% miniature poodle, 25% Pekingese, and 25% other varieties, NONE OF WHICH ARE A BORDER COLLIE! She’s a MINIATRUE PEKINOODLE!

dogshaming:

I lied on my DNA application!

Four months ago we rescued a “border collie mix.” DNA came in yesterday. She’s 50% miniature poodle, 25% Pekingese, and 25% other varieties, NONE OF WHICH ARE A BORDER COLLIE! She’s a MINIATRUE PEKINOODLE!

Oct 21

xchrononautx:

retcum:

bye

this is satisfying as fuck for some reason.

go ahead.

do it.

drag the sponge.

dip it in the water and scrubbbbbbbbbbb

Oct 21
Oct 21
Oct 21
safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

Oct 21
Oct 21

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

Oct 21
operattack:

me when the bus hits the brakes too hard

operattack:

me when the bus hits the brakes too hard