48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC
WHY
Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.
Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!
Again, they’ve bought a bunch of other websites already, including Delicious and Flickr, and it seems that they closed many of them immediately after––do I need to tell you that we should all be concerned?
(And needless to say, I now feel extremely dirty simply for the fact that I have all but one of my emails with Yahoo.)
Are you seriously?? OMG SHIT NO - PLEASE GUYS, THIS CAN’T HAPPEN D:
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
“Lettuce fuck.”
